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My Life According To the Austin Lounge Lizards

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me (presuming I’m someone you like). You can’t use the artist I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as ‘my life according to (artist name)’.

Pick Your Artist: Austin Lounge Lizards

Are you male or female:
Big Tex’s Girl

Describe yourself:
Forty Years Old and I’m Livin’ In My Mom’s Garage

How do you feel:
We’ve Been Through Some Crappy Times Before

Describe where you currently live:
A Hundred Miles of Dry

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Dallas, Texas

Your favourite form of transportation:
Hey Little Minivan

Your best friend:
Grandpa’s Hologram

You and your best friends are:
Swingin’ From Your Crystal Chandeliers

What’s the weather like:
Ain’t Gonna Rain

Favourite time of day:
Mourning Edition

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
The Illusion Travels By Stock Car (Petty/Bunuel)

What is life to you:
Hillbillies in a Haunted House

Your relationship:
He’s Just a Friend

Your fear:
Pizza on the Ground

Thought for the day:
Life Is Hard, But Life Is Hardest When You’re Dumb

How I would like to die:
Paint Me On Velvet

My soul’s present condition:
Jesus Loves Me (But He Can’t Stand You)

My motto:
Do Not Go To Tennessee

(Tagging instructions included for the Facebook echo)

I was tagged so now … you’ve been tagged ! It works like this: you are supposed to write a note with the 3′s of YOU. At the end, choose people to be tagged. You have to tag me. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you — but not in a creepy stalker kind of way.

To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 3′s, tag at least 10 people (in the right hand corner of the app), then click publish.

Three names I go by:
1. Jamie
2. Neko-chan
3. Puddy

Three jobs I have had in my life.
1. Newspaper columnist
2. Motel housekeeper
3. Telephone solicitor (never again!)

Three Places I have lived
1. Crescent City, California
2. Rohnert Park, California
3. Beloit, Wisconsin

Three Favorite drinks
1. Mighty Leaf vanilla bean black tea
2. Mojito
3. Moose Drool Brown Ale

Three TV shows that I watch
1. Leverage
2. Burn Notice
3. Begin Japanology

Three Places I Have Been
1. Springfield, Mass.
2. Victoria, BC
3. Anaheim, CA

Three people who e-mail/IM/Facebook me regularly
1. Joe Medina
2. Alida Saxon
3. Penny Booher

Three of my favorite restaurants
1. Juan Colorado, Hillsboro, OR
2. Kabul, Mountain View, CA
3. Toshi, Aloha, OR

Three friends I think will respond
1. Jean Lawson
2. Penny Booher
3. Rey Stephens

Three things I’m looking forward to
1. A quiet weekend at home
2. The next session of any number of role-playing games
3. The end of summer heat

Three Places I would like to visit
1. Japan
2. the UK
3. Mexico