Sailbourne

My Life According To the Austin Lounge Lizards

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me (presuming I’m someone you like). You can’t use the artist I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as ‘my life according to (artist name)’.

Pick Your Artist: Austin Lounge Lizards

Are you male or female:
Big Tex’s Girl

Describe yourself:
Forty Years Old and I’m Livin’ In My Mom’s Garage

How do you feel:
We’ve Been Through Some Crappy Times Before

Describe where you currently live:
A Hundred Miles of Dry

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Dallas, Texas

Your favourite form of transportation:
Hey Little Minivan

Your best friend:
Grandpa’s Hologram

You and your best friends are:
Swingin’ From Your Crystal Chandeliers

What’s the weather like:
Ain’t Gonna Rain

Favourite time of day:
Mourning Edition

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
The Illusion Travels By Stock Car (Petty/Bunuel)

What is life to you:
Hillbillies in a Haunted House

Your relationship:
He’s Just a Friend

Your fear:
Pizza on the Ground

Thought for the day:
Life Is Hard, But Life Is Hardest When You’re Dumb

How I would like to die:
Paint Me On Velvet

My soul’s present condition:
Jesus Loves Me (But He Can’t Stand You)

My motto:
Do Not Go To Tennessee

1. Open your music library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For the first question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool…just type it in man!
7. Tag 10 people, and they have to do it too

Not tagging anyone else on this one, either.  So there.   Instead I would love to hear from anyone who thinks they can make sense of any of this.  Maybe it’s just my mood today, but I’m not seeing it.

Movie Title:
“Doctor Christian,” episode original airdate Feb. 6, 1938

Opening Credits:
“Under the Top”
(Elliot Goldenthal, Batman Forever score)

Waking Up:
Dowland: “After My Departure I Called to Mynde …”
(Sting, Songs From the Labyrinth)

First Day at School:
“I’m Looking Through You”
(The Beatles, Rubber Soul)

BFF Hang Out:
“Stones In My Passway”
(Robert Johnson, The Complete Recordings)

Falling in Love:
“Growing Up”
(Peter Gabriel, Up)

First Nemesis:
“Council of the Flocks”
(Renaissance of the Native American Flute)

Losing Virginity:
“Franklin In Medlab/Franklin Arrested/Minbari Attack/Sheridan’s Plan”
(Christopher Franke, Babylon 5: In the Beginning)

Fight Song:
“G’Kar’s Emotional Address/Franklin Is About to Leave/et.al.”
(Christopher Franke, Babylon 5: Objects at Rest)

Break Up:
“Music At the Inn”
(Dan Jones, Shadow of the Vampire soundtrack)

Prom:
“Ruby, Found At Last”
(ZBS Productions, Ruby: the Adventures of a Galactic Gumshoe)

Life:
“The Last Train”
(The Goon Show, season 5, episode 9, November 23 1954)

Mental Breakdown:
“Cartoon Cartoon”
(Cartoon Network promo, Cartoon Network’s Cartoon Medley)

Driving:
“La Vieja”
(Orchester Mariachi Del Sol, Fiesta Mexicana)

Flashback:
“7 Screaming Diz-Busters”
(Blue Oyster Cult, Workshop of the Telescopes)

Getting Back Together:
“Dodo/Lurker”
(Genesis, Abacab)

Wedding:
“White Lightning & Wine”
(Heart, Dreamboat Annie)

Birth of Child:
“Hamma Hama Hula”
(Jon Rauhouse, Steel Guitar Rodeo)

Mid-Life Crisis:
“Heaven Help Us All”
(Stevie Wonder, Signed, Sealed and Delivered)

Final Battle:
“Little Wing”
(Stevie Ray Vaughn, Greatest Hits — SRV)

Death Scene:
“Stealin’ Apples”
(Benny Goodman & His Orchestra)

Funeral Song:
“We Can Work It Out”
(Stevie Wonder, Signed, Sealed and Delivered)

Those You Left Behind:
“Smoke & Wine, et.al”
(Hank Williams III, Straight to Hell)

End Credits
“The Greatest Story Ever Told,” episode 68, original airdate May 9, 1948